Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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