I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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