She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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