her vagine was all disorganized.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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