I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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