It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
