Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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