The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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