Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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