I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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