wrigley field is MILF paradise
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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