Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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