Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just had sex on a roof
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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