margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up