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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"

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• (718): View more from New York

  I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.

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  Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on

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