like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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