There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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