What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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