I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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