As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
