I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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