im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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