omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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