any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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