The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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