There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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