I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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