the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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