How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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