yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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