God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he was CRYING into my vagina
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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