It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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