he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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