I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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