why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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