physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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