...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I am one with the molecules
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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