if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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