new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't put those talents on a resume
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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