Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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