hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Where is the hickey?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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