there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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