I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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