if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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