Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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