Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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