Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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