this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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