So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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