i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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