Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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