i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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