Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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