I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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