belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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